What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Saturday Citations: Reality vs. imagination; rhinos vs. poachers; mathematics vs. the Big Bang - Phys.org

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

'Mum's young-onset dementia is 'heartbreaking' says Bristol woman - BBC

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Atque sapiente quis aspernatur.

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Walmart Takes Flight With Drone Delivery Expansion to Five New Cities, Redefining Fast, Flexible Retail - Walmart

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Barbara Walters Documentary Director Explains Why Journalist’s Daughter and Diane Sawyer Aren’t in Film - The Hollywood Reporter

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

What happens to single guys when they get older?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

A common calorie-free sweetener alters brain activity and appetite control, new research suggests - PsyPost

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Caitlyn Jenner’s Israel Pride Parade Visit Disrupted by Iran War Breakout - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good