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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:29

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
'Mum's young-onset dementia is 'heartbreaking' says Bristol woman - BBC
Everyone loved it.
—
Then came..
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Atque sapiente quis aspernatur.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
What happens to single guys when they get older?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Caitlyn Jenner’s Israel Pride Parade Visit Disrupted by Iran War Breakout - The Hollywood Reporter
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good